Ice Gifts

Foot in ice cube.

"Wait here - froze in a block of ice."

Nothing but snow and ice for 1500 miles -- how does he DO it?

'I'm going to shoe it over to the convenience store and pick up another bag of ice for our drinks.'

'No ice.'

"Well, ONE of us is at the wrong pole..!"

"It's cold, but it's a dry cold penguin."

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

Pounding speeds up the computer.

The Computer Bore

Online form - Submit.

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

Ice Cream Surgeon

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

Night of the Zombonies.

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

Ice fisher.

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

Ice skater

Ice Cream Dreams.

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

Banana Split Personality

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

I.T. Fear

Lemniskate

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals