Ice Gifts

Foot in ice cube.

"Wait here - froze in a block of ice."

Nothing but snow and ice for 1500 miles -- how does he DO it?

'I'm going to shoe it over to the convenience store and pick up another bag of ice for our drinks.'

'No ice.'

"Well, ONE of us is at the wrong pole..!"

"It's cold, but it's a dry cold penguin."

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

Pounding speeds up the computer.

The Computer Bore

Online form - Submit.

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

Ice Cream Surgeon

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

Night of the Zombonies.

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

Ice fisher.

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

Lemniskate

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

Ice skater

Hacking through ice in order to fish

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

Obsession with the Internet.

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

Crowded Ice Fishing

Ice Cream Dreams.

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"