Chilling Gifts

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

'I don't know if there's a word for it, but it's the opposite of multitasking.'

Chameleon. Calmer Chameleon. Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Chameleon.

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

Simplifying life

Man Cave Art

'Well, at least there's no chance of you suffering from repetative strain injury.'

'FYI, Stevens, nobody likes a middle-aged slacker.'

Sofa Sunday

"The Procrastination World Championships were only a month away. He never trained so hard."

"Why'd you move the couch so far from the TV?"

"So...what have you been doing for your last week of summer break?"

Baldo unrolls a chaise lounge.

"Isn't summer great? We have all day to do whatever we want!"

"Don't interrupt your father when he's on the bong."

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

Marshmallows

"Oh, just cellaring. You?"

Inactive wear store.

Hanging out at the beach.

Night club has an old man sat in a chill out room.

I don't find having a goldfish relaxing enough any more. I think I'll get a hippy.

'Maybe some other time.'

Bob found exercise very tiring so he decided not to do any.

Chillaxing!

On holiday.

'Helen! I'm all settled in and I don't want to get up. Would you get the remote for me?'

'It's not Sunday afternoon that's lazy...'

The trouble with doing nothing is that I'm never sure when I'm through.

"You know... if we don't find some ambition we could find ourselves still just laying around years from now." "Sounds good to me!"

Some people don't know whent to quit.

Zerotasking

"No point going to sleep now."