Carefree Chiller Gifts

On holiday.

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

Marshmallows

"Think of it as a big puddle."

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

Is your glass half full or half empty? Who cares, fill her up!

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

Running

"Yes sir, I'm late. But I thought we were supposed to stop and smell the roses ... "

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

"I live for the moment. That moment just happens to be in the indefinite future."

"Should be back soon. He's just out catching a few x-rays."

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

Inactive wear store.

'Oh, for god's sake just ignore it!'

'Lookout, here comes another boatload of cartoonists.'

An old, dancing man holding a steaming cup

"You know... if we don't find some ambition we could find ourselves still just laying around years from now." "Sounds good to me!"

'Well, at least there's no chance of you suffering from repetative strain injury.'

"Memo from the top, guys. Apparently the 'casual dress days' are getting a little out of hand"

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

Mall Santa's Anonymous: 'Holidays are always the hardest - especially Christmas.'

"Oh, just cellaring. You?"

'Helen! I'm all settled in and I don't want to get up. Would you get the remote for me?'