Urban Chillers Gifts

"Hey, man, to us you're just Bob. Around here, we don't do well with last names."

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

On holiday.

Marshmallows

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

City Boy.

"Of course it's a stupid sign, but you wouldn't believe how much money it brings in for city hall!"

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

The Streets - Night

'He usually doesn't follow medical advice, but when the doctor told him to learn to relax...'

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

"National Metaphor Day by the looks of it."

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

City Windfarms.

'I remember when all this was fields.'

Corporate Whore.

Thumbing a Lift.

"This city is becoming unlivable."

Entering Megalopolis - next Bucolic area 162 miles.

"Look, Martha—you contribute, I contribute, we all contribute to the pulse of the city."

"Oh, you know - wearing light clothing, drinking plenty of liquids, and avoiding strenuous activity."

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

"Can you remember the general shape of our car?"

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

Inactive wear store.

Motorway Madness And Urban Roadrage Directions