Stress-free Chillers Gifts

Mall Santa's Anonymous: 'Holidays are always the hardest - especially Christmas.'

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

On holiday.

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

'I think you've managed learning to cope almost too well.'

'Oh, for god's sake just ignore it!'

The Clueless Diver

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

"Memo from the top, guys. Apparently the 'casual dress days' are getting a little out of hand"

"I can't stop thinking about all those available parking spaces back on West Eighty-fifth Street."

Businessman needs a cuddle.

"Five million channels! This is heaven indeed!"

Beware of Watchdog

Surf lift.

'Are you sure sitting on a bean bag chair isn't considered getting a daily requirement of vegetables?'

'I use a combination of shiatsu and hypnosis...'

The iWash

"We're still pre-rich."

"Of course I'm a nervous wreck. I'm man's best friend! Who can take that kind of pressure?"

"No, I'm not going to work. I sent my computer to work for me. The screen has a photo of my face, so people will think it's me."

"Wasting time is an important part of living."

Have a very calm Christmas

"Five days won't be much of a vacation. We need a day to travel ther eand return, and when we get there he needs three days to unwind."

'I've got to do something about my insomnia. I didn't sleep a wink at work today.'

"Mr. Clark isn't here today. He called in sick of the whole thing."

Man coping with intense heat.

A masseur follows you everywhere? Yes, its for instant massaging!

Frosty the Snowmans summer home

"We're not year-round people, weekend people, or summer people. We're last-ten-days-in-August people."

Dark cloud over an office.

"Even on vacation, thanks to drones, I can get to do a little part-time bombing."

What's up? Where u at? Nada. Just hanging at the caf

"I'm not ready to go back to school. I'm still exhausted from doing nothing all summer!"