Chairlift Chillers Gifts

Surf lift.

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

On holiday.

Marshmallows

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

Inactive wear store.

'Oh, for god's sake just ignore it!'

The Clueless Diver

'Well, at least there's no chance of you suffering from repetative strain injury.'

'Lookout, here comes another boatload of cartoonists.'

"You know... if we don't find some ambition we could find ourselves still just laying around years from now." "Sounds good to me!"

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

"Memo from the top, guys. Apparently the 'casual dress days' are getting a little out of hand"

Ed listens to one too many relaxation CDs...

Mall Santa's Anonymous: 'Holidays are always the hardest - especially Christmas.'

"The Procrastination World Championships were only a month away. He never trained so hard."

"Oh, just cellaring. You?"

"Five million channels! This is heaven indeed!"

Beware of Watchdog

'Helen! I'm all settled in and I don't want to get up. Would you get the remote for me?'

A man watching t.v. with his skull hinged open to reveal the same man watching the same t.v. . . .

'Gordon, ever since you were given a chair with wheels you've been seen less and less in the office.'

'FYI, Stevens, nobody likes a middle-aged slacker.'

Sofa Sunday

Chillaxing!

Chameleon. Calmer Chameleon. Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Chameleon.

"We're still pre-rich."

Baldo unrolls a chaise lounge.

"Isn't summer great? We have all day to do whatever we want!"

Zerotasking