Castaway Chiller Gifts

'Lookout, here comes another boatload of cartoonists.'

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

On holiday.

Desert Island Meals.

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

Ice fisher.

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Problem Solving

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

Skiing

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

Coffee

'Idle' Home Exhibition

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

'Oh, for god's sake just ignore it!'

"I thought I'd stay home today and accept the things I can't change."

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

Baldo's How to Be Uncool: No. 5. Forget how hot the coffee is while you're thinking how cool you look sitting in a coffee shop.

"At last - no Trump."

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

Drawing on an island.

Hippie Edibles Co.

'I'm willing to relocate.'

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

An Eskimo sits in a melting igloo, as a central heating van drives away.

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

Ed listens to one too many relaxation CDs...

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

'The sun is up. What do you feel like doing today?'

'I'm afraid your conditions shows no improvement over last time, Mr. Ferguson -- you must still be doing enjoyable things.'

"This is not what I meant when I said 'let's chill'."