Castaway Cook Gifts

Robinson le Creusot

Desert Island Meals.

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

How to correctly estimate cooking time

Desert Planet

Cook and Octopus

'Lookout, here comes another boatload of cartoonists.'

'Ready or Not here I come.'

'Jam roly-poly, treacle tart, ice cream... We're in luck, it's a dessert island.'

"Mon courrier va se perdre..."

"This'll be our first Christmas together."

'I sure hope you're a marriage counselor.'

Man on desert island picks the fishing hooks out of the fish he is eating.

'Before you came along I was beginning to forget what a woman looked like!'

Space Junk

Hmm...all the best!

Man on a desert island with only one palm tree making it impossible to hang a hammock.

Woman wearing t-shirt reading 'I married a chemist.'

Desert Island: 'Offer Lessons of Meditation.'

Castaway attaches a motor to a desert island.

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

Castaway on island with just one tree has hammock washed up on shore.

'Looks like the tide flowed out while we were sleeping.'

'Don't you think a boat would have been more appropriate?'

"Have you been here long?"

Note reads: 'In case of emergency, break bottle.'

"Of course I wasn't exposed to harmful pesticides as a child. Funny question."

Queue here

'LAND!'

"...But if I write 'help' in the sand, I'll lose track of how many days we've been here."

Desert Island Discus

101 desert island jokes.

'Bloody air mail!'