Castle Cook Gifts

'I don't think you completely grasp the situation here, Francois...'

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

Counting ribs

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"You do like octopus?"

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

"You're the lid to my pot."

A heart shaped cake

Hungry child

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

Cookbooks

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

Beach Barbecue

Try to guess the continent dining...

Children's Feast.

"I just finished your manuscript and I found the ending delicious."

'Don't look at me like that! You're the one who wanted to live in a bouncy castle!'

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

'He made an excellent jelly.'

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

Barbecuing Aprons For Today's Guys

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'