Love Cook Gifts

Ten out of ten for effort...

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

Counting ribs

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

Lady of the Cake.

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

'Progress of a bookshelf'

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

"You do like octopus?"

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

Domestic Goddess.

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

A heart shaped cake

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

Hungry child

"You're the lid to my pot."

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

Children's Feast.

Cookbooks

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

Try to guess the continent dining...

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

'He made an excellent jelly.'

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

Barbecuing Aprons For Today's Guys

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."