Cave Chef Gifts

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'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

Holiday Supplies

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

"I hope you're not using any of the canned food I so diligently stockpiled.

"I said, 'Fetch Chardonnay,' not 'Riesling.'"

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

"Mrs. Simpson would like the recipe for your 'delicious steak pie', dear. Do you think you could dig the packet out of the recycling tub?"

Pizza Rescue.

Cannibal recipes.

Moon Cave

"Once he invented the wheel, it was only a matter of time before he came up with the food truck."

"Appetizer is almost done."

"The stranger came bearing gifts of graham crackers and chocolate. No one suspected the murder weapon he hid behind his back until..."

Before Instagram

"I'm calling it Cajun Blackened Chicken!"

'Thrilling news yesterday; my nephew's got the Lascaux Caves commission.'

Listen, I'll put chocolate chips in your flapjacks, too, but I ain't makin' smiley faces with 'em.

Emergency box in woods contains supplies for a campfire.

'It doesn't say anything....They're having a barbecue!'

"It needs a dash of gravel, I reckon."

'You poached the rabbit in white wine, and poaching's a $250 dollar fine.'

"Oh, how nice. You're just in time to cut the vegetables,"

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

Paterfamilias makes himself independent of hotels

"Fire down."

"You boys might as well dig in - this could smolder for days."

Early blogs.

'Your breakfast in bed is on the kitchen ceiling, Mum.'

'No, don't tell me. . . open the beans.'

Camper special! PORK 'N' BEANS...50 gallons...only $49.99...Limit: 3 per customer.

'Don't you dare to burn the food because you're texting with your buddies!'