Cave Cuisine Dreamer Gifts

"Once he invented the wheel, it was only a matter of time before he came up with the food truck."

Counting ribs

Today's special... donuts.

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

Cupcake Excitement Scale

Early on-line shopping

'Shall we bother with the sweet, chubby-chops?'

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

"I pray that he will enjoy my pie..." "The smell's enough to make me cry!"

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

"You arrived as bottom-feeders, but you shall leave as bottom-gourmands."

"Here's your dessert. A guilt counselor iss standing by to help you once you calculate how many calories you've consumed."

Writer and his Muse on a cookout.

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

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"While the chef's dishes tonight are rather bland, his ideas are fresh and appealing."

'We're going to look pretty stupid if it's not a Michelin star.'

"So, is this a date with destiny?"

Dogs and Cake

"I'd like a wine that was born in France and then bummed around California."

Ambitions...To Eat My Words: "Lobster, Fllet Steak, Peaches in Brandy."

"Oh, its just a fun fur that my husband got me."

"You'll do laundry, you'll drink water...oh, and what's this? In the near future you'll clip your fingernails."

Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.

Humble beginnings of the International House of Pancakes

"You’ll meet a beautiful woman whom your mother will loathe."

"Your life will soon resemble a soggy old clump of leaves."

'What sets pastry school apart is, you have to get a job right away, to pay for a new wardrobe.'

Giraffe's Ice-cream.

Baking

Prehistoric Doughnut Stand.