Cave Cuisine Dreamer Mugs

"Once he invented the wheel, it was only a matter of time before he came up with the food truck."

Counting ribs

Today's special... donuts.

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

Cupcake Excitement Scale

Early on-line shopping

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

'Shall we bother with the sweet, chubby-chops?'

"I pray that he will enjoy my pie..." "The smell's enough to make me cry!"

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

"You arrived as bottom-feeders, but you shall leave as bottom-gourmands."

"Here's your dessert. A guilt counselor iss standing by to help you once you calculate how many calories you've consumed."

Writer and his Muse on a cookout.

"While the chef's dishes tonight are rather bland, his ideas are fresh and appealing."

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

'We're going to look pretty stupid if it's not a Michelin star.'

"So, is this a date with destiny?"

Ambitions...To Eat My Words: "Lobster, Fllet Steak, Peaches in Brandy."

Dogs and Cake

"Oh, its just a fun fur that my husband got me."

"I'd like a wine that was born in France and then bummed around California."

Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.

"You'll do laundry, you'll drink water...oh, and what's this? In the near future you'll clip your fingernails."

'What sets pastry school apart is, you have to get a job right away, to pay for a new wardrobe.'

"You’ll meet a beautiful woman whom your mother will loathe."

Baking

Giraffe's Ice-cream.

"Your life will soon resemble a soggy old clump of leaves."

"Soup?"

Beth realized she wasn't such a great cook the night she tried to make an apple pie. 'Wow! Now that is good meatloaf!'