Cat Cafe Dreamer Gifts

"Neither party seems to be talking about cats."

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

'Do you have any catsup?'

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

Chocs away.

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

'We're going to look pretty stupid if it's not a Michelin star.'

'Kittens are cute, but I was thinking lion or tiger.'

"Once he invented the wheel, it was only a matter of time before he came up with the food truck."

Scary Face at Window

When Pugs dream.

"This next one goes out to everyone who wishes I were Bobby Short."

'I was looking for tile floors and more closet space, let's keep looking.'

Santa's Nightmares

'Freshly ground catnip on your salad?'

Goodness me, fidgety puss - what must you be dreaming about, I wonder."

"Room for bigger presents!"

'Free gifts to every kid in the whole world? -- Are you a Keynesian or something?'

'You travelled 6,000 miles to find Chateau Grande Magnifique? Buddy, you're looking at it.'

"Crumble an empire on that!"

Cat Dreams

"... And you're absolutely certain that this isn't a mirage?"

'If you can make it here, you can make it anywhere.'

'No, wait, that's not a bad idea! Put in a starbucks.'

Amen

"I just bought it so my cat can play in the big box it comes in."

'Your usual table leg?'

Working from Home

"Would you like finicky or non-finicky?"

Gracie overhears what she thinks is Santa but is actually raccoons.

"You and me open a chip shop. Whaddaya say?"

Twas the night before Christmas

Janitor's Christmas

What lawyer's dogs dream about.