Feline Dreamer Gifts

Cat Dreams

"The seller is highly unmotivated."

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

Little Princess.

"Yep. Looks like we have ringworm."

"I have a couple of other projects I'm excited about."

Sleeping Beauty

"Define fair."

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

Trump Overload

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

Cat king.

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

Dogs can dream too.

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

"I want a pony!"

'If I want to live happily ever after, grandma, do I have to marry a princess?'

Labrador for sale

'I'm sorry. I have to cite you because the frog you kissed and turned into a prince was an endangered species.'

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

"I love how he finds joy in the simple things." "The emotional burden of alleviating his depression is crushing me."

'Kittens are cute, but I was thinking lion or tiger.'

The Upholstery Consultant

Rapunzel's hair comes down to suitor as a braided ladder.

"Great - Now what would be the second thing you'd do if you had opposable thumbs?"

"I can remember when he used to try to tell us things."

"'Cheers'? 'Lorry'? 'Jumper'? You can talk, boy? And you're British??"

Cindy had asked Santa for a puppy this Christmas...maybe, just maybe he'd been listening...?

"Oh go on then I'll just have one for the toad."

When Pugs dream.

'Honey, these split ends look terrible! What kind of shampoo have you been using?'

'Hunger is a terrible thing, especially around dinner time!'

"My teacher gives out a lot of homework. I hope I get a dog for Christmas."

'He's okay with the fish but it appears he had his heart set on a puppy.'