Feline Fantasist Gifts

Cuckoo clock gotcha.

When the cat's away, the mice will play.

"Foster failure"

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"It get it – you're hungry."

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

Cat in a flap

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

Woman escapes with cats.

"Damn! - I slept right through my afternoon nap today. . ."

Cat Reunion

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

The day the cat realized it was dependent.

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

"That's where we differ. You'd eat cat food, but I wouldn't touch dog food."

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

'Remember me?'

'Technically, I was making fun of your writing ability.'

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"