Feline Fantasist Gifts

Cuckoo clock gotcha.

When the cat's away, the mice will play.

"Foster failure"

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"It get it – you're hungry."

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

Cat Towels

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

Cat in a flap

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

Cat Reunion

The only time cats are known to laugh.

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

The day the cat realized it was dependent.

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

Woman escapes with cats.

"Damn! - I slept right through my afternoon nap today. . ."

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

"That's where we differ. You'd eat cat food, but I wouldn't touch dog food."

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

'Remember me?'

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

'Technically, I was making fun of your writing ability.'