Feline Fantasy Adventurer Gifts

Outdoor Cats

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

Mittens is challenged by the string.

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

Time Machine Collision

"Hugh fans!"

The practical psychopath

"It's probably just seasonal."

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

Playground Pipe Dreams

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

'Walter, stop fantasizing and get back to your desk.'

Sleeping Beauty.

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

"Does someone want to go on a space walk? Who wants to go on a space walk....?"

'I'm sorry. I have to cite you because the frog you kissed and turned into a prince was an endangered species.'

Witch dice.

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

'Naughty boy, I see you clawing my curtains.'

"If you're my gramma you wouldn't have a problem consenting to a retina scan!"

"Relax, Marge! I'm sure the folks at 'Ultimate Pirate Adventures'. . ."

'You know how you've always wanted to go on a balloon safari..?'

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'Why look dear, here's the exit already! And to think that gatekeeper fellow said no one's ever finished the maze.'

A bird pulls the thread from a magic carpet.

"Okay, so I got rid of the owl.."

"In the land of toast the butter is spread very thin."

Cleaner being carried away on a magic carpet.

"What the? ... Where’d the? ... How’d ya? ... Get down here!"