Feline Fantasy Adventurer Gifts

Outdoor Cats

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

Mittens is challenged by the string.

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

The practical psychopath

Time Machine Collision

"Hugh fans!"

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

"It's probably just seasonal."

Playground Pipe Dreams

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

Sleeping Beauty.

'Walter, stop fantasizing and get back to your desk.'

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

'I'm sorry. I have to cite you because the frog you kissed and turned into a prince was an endangered species.'

Witch dice.

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

"Does someone want to go on a space walk? Who wants to go on a space walk....?"

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

'Naughty boy, I see you clawing my curtains.'

"If you're my gramma you wouldn't have a problem consenting to a retina scan!"

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'You know how you've always wanted to go on a balloon safari..?'

'Why look dear, here's the exit already! And to think that gatekeeper fellow said no one's ever finished the maze.'

A bird pulls the thread from a magic carpet.

Santa Claus

"Okay, so I got rid of the owl.."

Cleaner being carried away on a magic carpet.

"In the land of toast the butter is spread very thin."

Small laughing space creatures.