Feline Adventurer Gifts

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

When traveling with a cat, the adventure begins long before you go through airport security.

Two cats on vacation

Major Tom

Mittens is challenged by the string.

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

"A little help, please."

The practical psychopath

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

'He's not supposed to go out.'

Cats holding letters up that spell out 'Hang in there'.

"I have a Bachelor's degree from Columbia, an MBA from Stanford, six years experience, and I'm a hell of a mouser."

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

Diving Cat.

"How about a little more muse and a little less 'meow,' huh?"

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

'I didn't know ostriches could swim.'

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

Kid tries to lasso a cat

Portrait of a Lady

The Cat's Alarm Clock

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

"Does someone want to go on a space walk? Who wants to go on a space walk....?"

"Do you think he's in a coma?"

"Wait, Carl, come back, this one is definitely about you."

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'

Dog on a plane.

'You see, I didn't lie, the Internet is full of puppy and kitten videos: We could make a fortune!'

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

My Bowl Is Empty.