Feline Adventurer Gifts

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

Pandora's cat.

When traveling with a cat, the adventure begins long before you go through airport security.

Two cats on vacation

Major Tom

"Hey! What's all this white stuff? Let's try the front door."

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

Mittens is challenged by the string.

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

'He's not supposed to go out.'

"A little help, please."

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

The practical psychopath

Cats holding letters up that spell out 'Hang in there'.

"I have a Bachelor's degree from Columbia, an MBA from Stanford, six years experience, and I'm a hell of a mouser."

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

Diving Cat.

'I didn't know ostriches could swim.'

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

"How about a little more muse and a little less 'meow,' huh?"

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

The Cat's Alarm Clock

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

Portrait of a Lady

Kid tries to lasso a cat

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

Dog on a plane.

"Wait, Carl, come back, this one is definitely about you."

"Do you think he's in a coma?"