Feline Fantasists Gifts

Rat Hands.

"Foster failure"

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"It get it – you're hungry."

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Cat Towels

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

Cat in a flap

The only time cats are known to laugh.

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

Cat Reunion

Woman escapes with cats.

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

"Damn! - I slept right through my afternoon nap today. . ."

The day the cat realized it was dependent.

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."

"This never happened."

"That's where we differ. You'd eat cat food, but I wouldn't touch dog food."

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

'Remember me?'