Feline Fantasizer Gifts

Dreaming pets.

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

'What? I'm scratching the sofa! I'm not! And if I was? It's your fault!'

"Cat park"

'We know you have a cat.'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Moscow 1917

"Oh, we've got to nip this little trick in the bud right away."

"The narrative seems contrived."

Cat on guitar

The ambush.

'Cat scans are for felines. I will give your dog a pet scan.'

"Number two all over but leave it shaggy on top"

Rex had always suspected his wife was being unfaithful, but it was worse than that...much worse.

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Graeae

Cat Dreams.

The Birth of an Air Traffic Controller

'Guarding the house, bringing Master his newspaper and slippers does not require much skill, does it? Catching mice, on the other hand...'

'Don't give me that 'hairball' excuse again. Just admit it - you don't like my cooking!'

"I can see it going even a little more feline."

"Oh, Freddy! I just knew it would be like this!"

Goodness me, fidgety puss - what must you be dreaming about, I wonder."

Ginger was born to dance.

"Ever since he saw the new budget he's been obsessing over the numbers."

"She feeds me the same stuff every single day, yet I can't help approaching it like I have NO idea what it could possibly be!"

'...paddlecat is said to have contributed to much of the tension that exists between the two species, even today.'

Kittens and snake.

'Next please.'

Cuckoo clock gotcha.

'No, they won't have kittens. They are brother and sister.'

"It's time."

"You haven't napped until you've napped on the hood of a '57 Chevy."

"Does the fool not realise who I am...?? I am GORDO - Destroyer of Worlds and I shall rip his soul apart...Hmmm...actually, that ball of wool looks like it needs punishing..."

'I don't know - with all these feathers you'd think there'd be a bird in here somewhere.'

Treatment would eventually prove to be completely ineffective. And that for cats, being psychotic is perfectly normal.

Cat Dreams