Feline Fantasizer Gifts

Dreaming pets.

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Moscow 1917

'What? I'm scratching the sofa! I'm not! And if I was? It's your fault!'

'We know you have a cat.'

"Cat park"

"Oh, we've got to nip this little trick in the bud right away."

"The narrative seems contrived."

The ambush.

Cat on guitar

'Cat scans are for felines. I will give your dog a pet scan.'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Graeae

Cat Dreams.

"Number two all over but leave it shaggy on top"

The Birth of an Air Traffic Controller

Goodness me, fidgety puss - what must you be dreaming about, I wonder."

'Guarding the house, bringing Master his newspaper and slippers does not require much skill, does it? Catching mice, on the other hand...'

'Don't give me that 'hairball' excuse again. Just admit it - you don't like my cooking!'

"She feeds me the same stuff every single day, yet I can't help approaching it like I have NO idea what it could possibly be!"

Ginger was born to dance.

"I can see it going even a little more feline."

"Oh, Freddy! I just knew it would be like this!"

"Ever since he saw the new budget he's been obsessing over the numbers."

'...paddlecat is said to have contributed to much of the tension that exists between the two species, even today.'

Kittens and snake.

'Next please.'

'No, they won't have kittens. They are brother and sister.'

"Does the fool not realise who I am...?? I am GORDO - Destroyer of Worlds and I shall rip his soul apart...Hmmm...actually, that ball of wool looks like it needs punishing..."

"You haven't napped until you've napped on the hood of a '57 Chevy."

Cuckoo clock gotcha.

'I don't know - with all these feathers you'd think there'd be a bird in here somewhere.'

Treatment would eventually prove to be completely ineffective. And that for cats, being psychotic is perfectly normal.

Cat Dreams

'My dad is a great hunter too: You should see him stalking his rubber mouse!'