Big Cat Dreamer Gifts

'Kittens are cute, but I was thinking lion or tiger.'

Local Knowledge

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

Man fishing with large bait

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

Fish talking about fisherman

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

Not thinking BIG enough: Nickel & Dime Bank.

Diving Cat.

'Do you want your zebra de la margola rare, medium or well done?'

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

"Where do you expect to be ten years from now?"

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

Safari.

"There are days when I wish we'd never agreed to him changing his spots"

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

You Are Now Entering Texas Think Big

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

"Frank, I said I'm sorry about breaking your line. But it sure was a big fish, wasn't it."

Cat king.

'It was great seeing you again Terry, we must do wildebeest sometime.'

"Don't these fools realize they're violating every principle of feng-shui?"

'Thanks for the heads up!'

"I'm a brilliant stalker and love photography, so I thought: why not?"

'I told him we're becoming an endangered species. He just laughed.'

"I know your dad's a hedge fund manager, Amber, but you don't need a bigger piece of paper to draw a picture of your house."

"Here's the news: the Maharajah's tiger-hunt is on Tuesday afternoon. You've been warned..."

Tiger discovers the online wildlife trade.

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

'Could we go in ahead of you? His tranquilizer is wearing off.'

'I didn't have time to hunt'

'Day 57. The tigers appear to be adjusting to my presence.'

Orange Bengal Tiger