Big Cat Dreamer Gifts

'Kittens are cute, but I was thinking lion or tiger.'

Local Knowledge

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

Man fishing with large bait

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

Fish talking about fisherman

Not thinking BIG enough: Nickel & Dime Bank.

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

Diving Cat.

'Do you want your zebra de la margola rare, medium or well done?'

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

"Where do you expect to be ten years from now?"

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

Safari.

"There are days when I wish we'd never agreed to him changing his spots"

Cat king.

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

"Frank, I said I'm sorry about breaking your line. But it sure was a big fish, wasn't it."

You Are Now Entering Texas Think Big

'It was great seeing you again Terry, we must do wildebeest sometime.'

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

"Don't these fools realize they're violating every principle of feng-shui?"

"Here's the news: the Maharajah's tiger-hunt is on Tuesday afternoon. You've been warned..."

"I know your dad's a hedge fund manager, Amber, but you don't need a bigger piece of paper to draw a picture of your house."

'I told him we're becoming an endangered species. He just laughed.'

'Thanks for the heads up!'

"I'm a brilliant stalker and love photography, so I thought: why not?"

Tiger discovers the online wildlife trade.

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

'Could we go in ahead of you? His tranquilizer is wearing off.'

'Day 57. The tigers appear to be adjusting to my presence.'

'I didn't have time to hunt'

Orange Bengal Tiger