Castaway Foodies Gifts

'Jam roly-poly, treacle tart, ice cream... We're in luck, it's a dessert island.'

"I haven't started playing the violin. I hide my vegetables in here!"

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'

"No, it's still just a thirst for spaghettios."

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

Drawing on an island.

"At last - no Trump."

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

'It's all made by stateless people, wanderers, nomads, whose only anchor is cheese.'

'The sun is up. What do you feel like doing today?'

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

"We both knew this day would come, Samantha... I'm leaving you and taking the kids."

'I just need enough to send my Dad to cookery lessons!'

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do count against your diet.

'We're being offered a two-week vacation on a tropical island.'

'He asked me if I wanted to put anything on my burger, so I had a tenner each way.'

'This is the bit where we are supposed to say something ironic or funny.'

Desert Island in the midst of a lawn dotted with 'Keep of the Grass' signs.

"I hope this isn't another one of your experiments in limited government."

'Let's see..I found you on friday, so I'll call you Frasier.'

"By God, you're right. This is a three day weekend."

Robinson le Creusot

"Did someone forget to invite Dwayne?"

'I'm sorry I don't date people from other islands!'

"How long would it take to cook my goose? I have a camel train to catch..."

Flight of the bumblebee.

"Don't worry, it isn't yours."

Castaway on island with just one tree has hammock washed up on shore.

"Please tell me it's not coconut!"

Island appears, castaway follows.