Foodie Fledglings Gifts

"No, it's still just a thirst for spaghettios."

Hungry child

Jeff's Smorgasbord

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

'Bless this food we are about to receive, all except the broccoli. Bless the apple pie twice.'

'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'

"The chef ran out of the shiitake-infused sweet potato au gratin, so he substituted hash browns."

"The chef made some substitutions to tonight's menu. Instead of Escarots a la Bourguignonne, he's cooking hot dogs."

'Ice cream parlour.'

"I've been a chef for far too long...."

"We both love Chinese food."

"We couldn't find a raw-vegan, gluten-free, sugar-free, non-G.M.O. cake for your birthday, so we got you nothing."

'Bone appetit!'

"This can't be soup....where are all the little letters that usually float in it?"

'It really is nice to eat out once in a while!'

'I'm not hungry. I ate with Rover.'

'I just need enough to send my Dad to cookery lessons!'

Oh, Wow! With all this baby food flying around, I can't wait until he starts eating steak!!!

Intolerant Chef

The Deli Llama

"At what point did my Boeuf Bourguignonne become a pejorative beef stew?"

"When you came down for a snack last night, did you see a plate of dog food in here?"

"Who remembers when food wasn't genetically modified?"

"She brings me my food. I call her MomDash."

'We've been through thick and thin. Tell me about the thin again.'

"Putting a steak, chicken wings and potato chips on a salad kind of negates the eating healthy concept."

Flight of the bumblebee.

'You need to go on a diet. Your spare tyres are getting spare tyres!'