Food Fad Enthusiasts Gifts

"We couldn't find a raw-vegan, gluten-free, sugar-free, non-G.M.O. cake for your birthday, so we got you nothing."

Beggar on street corner has sign which reads 'Gluten salesman'

Counting ribs

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

"Where do we put Desserts?"

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

Careful, the plate's probably still hot.

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

Spontaneous Kombucha

This Year's Spa

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

Acme Foods. Research and Development. Then it's an "no" on the Mexican Jumping Bean Dip?

A convenient attack of swine flu...

Sushi Train Spotters

I am to blame.

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

'Guys! The turnovers are KILLING us!'

'Real hungry? Should be, 'Really hungry.' Adjectives take adverbs.'

"It's natural, vegan organic, no additives, preservatives or cooking."

"Enlightenment can only come when you realize there is more to life than gluten free hot sauce."

"Our greatest fears are confirmed, they've taken waffle fries off the menu."

Repletion.

"Should we try that new place in the corner?"

'All our family's creativity is channelled into finding ways to gain weight.

"I can't remember if I'm off red meat, or eating nothing but red meat."

"That banquet was most delicious, and yet now, somehow, once again I feel the pang of hunger.'

"And the best part of grinding their bones to make your bread - totally gluten free!"

"Fall is coming, Snickers. We must pumpkin spice everything."

Cutlery store: Big Sale! Everything slashed!

"Rain or shine, me and you can do fondue!" "I'm ready for some yum!"

'This is quite common. You've eaten so many sausages that you've turned into one.'