Food Fad Enthusiasts Prints

"We couldn't find a raw-vegan, gluten-free, sugar-free, non-G.M.O. cake for your birthday, so we got you nothing."

Beggar on street corner has sign which reads 'Gluten salesman'

Counting ribs

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

"Where do we put Desserts?"

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

Spontaneous Kombucha

This Year's Spa

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

A convenient attack of swine flu...

Sushi Train Spotters

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

I am to blame.

'Guys! The turnovers are KILLING us!'

'Real hungry? Should be, 'Really hungry.' Adjectives take adverbs.'

"It's natural, vegan organic, no additives, preservatives or cooking."

"Should we try that new place in the corner?"

"Our greatest fears are confirmed, they've taken waffle fries off the menu."

"Enlightenment can only come when you realize there is more to life than gluten free hot sauce."

Repletion.

'All our family's creativity is channelled into finding ways to gain weight.

"I can't remember if I'm off red meat, or eating nothing but red meat."

Cutlery store: Big Sale! Everything slashed!

"That banquet was most delicious, and yet now, somehow, once again I feel the pang of hunger.'

Cook spills food and has to open a can (tin).

'I'll take the rest of this in a doggy bag.'

"Fall is coming, Snickers. We must pumpkin spice everything."

'Three, two, one. Stand clear.'

"We've gone 'Glutton-Free'."

'This is quite common. You've eaten so many sausages that you've turned into one.'