Wanderlust Foodie Gifts

'It's all made by stateless people, wanderers, nomads, whose only anchor is cheese.'

"How long would it take to cook my goose? I have a camel train to catch..."

Come dine with me!

Carefree luggage.

The experienced backpacker.

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

6 Brothers Falafel

"You owe me five bucks."

Try to guess the continent dining...

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

'It must be the dead sea.'

Before/After

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Today: Yogurt Surprise. We call it "yogurt surprise" because we couldn't read the expiration date on the carton.

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

Baby squirrel & Berries

"I think you should be aware that the chef is a summer intern."

Newark by Night. A new Dutch restaurant just opened. What do you know about Dutch cuisine? Nothing. But I'm a big fan of the "Dutch Treat" concept.

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

Scurile travels

Leaning Tower of Pisa

'Are we there yet! Are we there yet! Are we there yet!'

"They know me here."

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."