Failed Foodie Gifts

Looking for a gift that captures the charming chaos of a foodie who just can't get enough—or quite right? Our creative gifts for failed foodies combine humor, heart, and a dash of culinary misadventure, perfect for anyone who loves to cook, eat, and laugh through it all. Whether they're a seasoned pro or just starting out, these quirky items will bring a smile and a bit of relatable fun to their kitchen or dining space.

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'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'

'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!' mockup

'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'

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"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."

"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said." mockup

"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."

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HELLth Food Sprouts

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Cafe Burns.

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'Your blood pressure is extremely high - your resistance to things that cause it, extremely low!'

'Your blood pressure is extremely high - your resistance to things that cause it, extremely low!' mockup

'Your blood pressure is extremely high - your resistance to things that cause it, extremely low!'

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Cuckoo has got halfway through it's call and then had an arrow shot at it.

Cuckoo has got halfway through it's call and then had an arrow shot at it. mockup

Cuckoo has got halfway through it's call and then had an arrow shot at it.

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'You forgot your glasses again, didn't you?'

'You forgot your glasses again, didn't you?' mockup

'You forgot your glasses again, didn't you?'

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'My French is not so good.'

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"He's a fussy eater."

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'This restaurant has got zero stars, right? Every single one of them is well deserved.'

'This restaurant has got zero stars, right? Every single one of them is well deserved.' mockup

'This restaurant has got zero stars, right? Every single one of them is well deserved.'

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"You asked me to keep a food diary, this is last week's!"

"You asked me to keep a food diary, this is last week's!" mockup

"You asked me to keep a food diary, this is last week's!"

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"I used to be a foodie. Now I'm a fussy glutton."

"I used to be a foodie. Now I'm a fussy glutton." mockup

"I used to be a foodie. Now I'm a fussy glutton."

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'Grate two hundred grammes of cheddar cheese...' - 'Uh-oh.' - 'Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no...' - 'Cheese gives me nightmares.' - 'Argh!!! No!!! Make it stop!! I can't take the pain!! No!! Arghhhh!!!'

'Grate two hundred grammes of cheddar cheese...' - 'Uh-oh.' - 'Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no...' - 'Cheese gives me nightmares.' - 'Argh!!! No!!! Make it stop!! I can't take the pain!! No!! Arghhhh!!!'

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"Putting a steak, chicken wings and potato chips on a salad kind of negates the eating healthy concept."

"Putting a steak, chicken wings and potato chips on a salad kind of negates the eating healthy concept." mockup

"Putting a steak, chicken wings and potato chips on a salad kind of negates the eating healthy concept."

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What do you mean it's not vegetarian? The maggots all jump out...

What do you mean it's not vegetarian? The maggots all jump out... mockup

What do you mean it's not vegetarian? The maggots all jump out...

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"The I'm Going Off My Diet special comes with a side order of Guilt."

"The I'm Going Off My Diet special comes with a side order of Guilt." mockup

"The I'm Going Off My Diet special comes with a side order of Guilt."

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'How can anything this bad be fattening?.'

'How can anything this bad be fattening?.' mockup

'How can anything this bad be fattening?.'

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"Fred? Can you help me? I'm really in a jam."

"Fred? Can you help me? I'm really in a jam." mockup

"Fred? Can you help me? I'm really in a jam."

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'Now that I can afford anything on the menu, I can't digest anything on the menu.'

'Now that I can afford anything on the menu, I can't digest anything on the menu.' mockup

'Now that I can afford anything on the menu, I can't digest anything on the menu.'

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"I never thought I'd be saying this, but I'd like some hospital food."

"I never thought I'd be saying this, but I'd like some hospital food." mockup

"I never thought I'd be saying this, but I'd like some hospital food."

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After standing on the scales Claire decided to stamp on the diet book.

After standing on the scales Claire decided to stamp on the diet book. mockup

After standing on the scales Claire decided to stamp on the diet book.

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Sushi Spinoffs

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'Please be careful, sir, the plate is hot.'

'Please be careful, sir, the plate is hot.' mockup

'Please be careful, sir, the plate is hot.'

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"I'm spending too much money on food. But what can I do? The kids won't eat anything else."

"I'm spending too much money on food. But what can I do? The kids won't eat anything else." mockup

"I'm spending too much money on food. But what can I do? The kids won't eat anything else."

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'Allors Monsieur, let's see... one fish meal... one phone call for the ambulance... that'll be 79,70.'

'Allors Monsieur, let's see... one fish meal... one phone call for the ambulance... that'll be 79,70.' mockup

'Allors Monsieur, let's see... one fish meal... one phone call for the ambulance... that'll be 79,70.'

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"Careful, I'm spilling your shrimp bisque all over the place."

"Careful, I'm spilling your shrimp bisque all over the place." mockup

"Careful, I'm spilling your shrimp bisque all over the place."

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"Oh God, I forgot to ask if anybody had lard issues."

"Oh God, I forgot to ask if anybody had lard issues." mockup

"Oh God, I forgot to ask if anybody had lard issues."

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'How many times did I tell you 'Don't eat the free samples given out on the street!'?'

'How many times did I tell you 'Don't eat the free samples given out on the street!'?' mockup

'How many times did I tell you 'Don't eat the free samples given out on the street!'?'

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"There could be a table in your future - or - dessert in someone else's."

"There could be a table in your future - or - dessert in someone else's." mockup

"There could be a table in your future - or - dessert in someone else's."

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"A tip?... Yes, I'll give you a tip. Never eat here, the service is terrible!"

"A tip?... Yes, I'll give you a tip. Never eat here, the service is terrible!" mockup

"A tip?... Yes, I'll give you a tip. Never eat here, the service is terrible!"

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'Not only our fishcakes, Granny Cora herself was recalled. She's not really a Granny.'

'Not only our fishcakes, Granny Cora herself was recalled. She's not really a Granny.' mockup

'Not only our fishcakes, Granny Cora herself was recalled. She's not really a Granny.'

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Man faced with a fridge full of food can't find the dinner left for him by his wife

Man faced with a fridge full of food can't find the dinner left for him by his wife mockup

Man faced with a fridge full of food can't find the dinner left for him by his wife

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"It's horrible. Well, I share my food...on social media."

"It's horrible. Well, I share my food...on social media." mockup

"It's horrible. Well, I share my food...on social media."

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A man's instant camera picture falls into his soup.

A man's instant camera picture falls into his soup. mockup

A man's instant camera picture falls into his soup.

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Man suffering terrrible cramps at dinner

Man suffering terrrible cramps at dinner mockup

Man suffering terrrible cramps at dinner

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Failed Foodie Gifts Collection

Failed Foodie Mugs

Explore our collection of failed foodie mugs—quirky and humorous, perfect for brightening up mornings and kitchen time.

Failed Foodie Pillows

Discover our failed foodie pillows—bringing humor and personality into any cozy space with clever food-themed designs.

Failed Foodie Prints

Browse our failed foodie art prints—adding a humorous touch to your kitchen or dining area with creative, food-inspired artwork.

Failed Foodie T-Shirts

Check out our failed foodie t-shirts—funny and stylish, they make great gifts for food lovers with a sense of humor.