Foodie In Distress Gifts

"Fred? Can you help me? I'm really in a jam."

'Your blood pressure is extremely high - your resistance to things that cause it, extremely low!'

'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

Cuckoo has got halfway through it's call and then had an arrow shot at it.

'My French is not so good.'

"He's a fussy eater."

'You have to lose weight. Stop having intimate dinners for two, when you are not expecting anyone to join you.'

All You Can Eat Buffet: "Remember, my safe word is 'Diabetes.'"

'It started out with lactose, but ow he's intolerant of everything.'

"Dear Mum, please stop sending me food parcels..."

"I'm looling for ground beef that's organic, non-GMO, and doesn't contain meat."

"You asked me to keep a food diary, this is last week's!"

Supermarket Aisles.

I Hate Alphabet Soup.

'How can anything this bad be fattening?.'

What do you mean it's not vegetarian? The maggots all jump out...

'Grate two hundred grammes of cheddar cheese...' - 'Uh-oh.' - 'Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no...' - 'Cheese gives me nightmares.' - 'Argh!!! No!!! Make it stop!! I can't take the pain!! No!! Arghhhh!!!'

"I used to be a foodie. Now I'm a fussy glutton."

'Now that I can afford anything on the menu, I can't digest anything on the menu.'

"I never thought I'd be saying this, but I'd like some hospital food."

After standing on the scales Claire decided to stamp on the diet book.

'Please be careful, sir, the plate is hot.'

"Careful, I'm spilling your shrimp bisque all over the place."

'I don't think it's so much my inability to lose weight as it is my ability to find it.'

'Allors Monsieur, let's see... one fish meal... one phone call for the ambulance... that'll be 79,70.'

"I'm spending too much money on food. But what can I do? The kids won't eat anything else."

'How many times did I tell you 'Don't eat the free samples given out on the street!'?'

"It's horrible. Well, I share my food...on social media."

Guy begging for money holding his hat out. Next to him an out of work chef holding his frying pan out begging for money.

Man faced with a fridge full of food can't find the dinner left for him by his wife

"A tip?... Yes, I'll give you a tip. Never eat here, the service is terrible!"

Man suffering terrrible cramps at dinner

Cook struggles to open sauce jar.