Castaway Cook T-Shirts

Robinson le Creusot

Desert Island Meals.

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

How to correctly estimate cooking time

Desert Planet

'Lookout, here comes another boatload of cartoonists.'

Cook and Octopus

'Ready or Not here I come.'

'Jam roly-poly, treacle tart, ice cream... We're in luck, it's a dessert island.'

'I sure hope you're a marriage counselor.'

"Mon courrier va se perdre..."

Man on desert island picks the fishing hooks out of the fish he is eating.

Man on a desert island with only one palm tree making it impossible to hang a hammock.

Space Junk

'Before you came along I was beginning to forget what a woman looked like!'

Castaway on island with just one tree has hammock washed up on shore.

Desert Island: 'Offer Lessons of Meditation.'

Castaway attaches a motor to a desert island.

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

Woman wearing t-shirt reading 'I married a chemist.'

Hmm...all the best!

'Looks like the tide flowed out while we were sleeping.'

"Have you been here long?"

'Don't you think a boat would have been more appropriate?'

Queue here

"Of course I wasn't exposed to harmful pesticides as a child. Funny question."

'LAND!'

Desert Island Discus

'You had enough power in our cell phone to make one last call, and instead of getting us rescued, you cancel your tee-time?'

'Houston, I think we have a problem...'

'Bloody air mail!'