Castaway Chucker Gifts

Desert Island Discus

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

Desert Island Fantasies

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

Best friends without borders.

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

Cast away in a life raft with Dr. Phil.

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

'Lookout, here comes another boatload of cartoonists.'

Message in a Plastic Bottle

"Sorry I've called last orders"

'Of coure you're the only girl I've ever kissed,on a desert island,that is.'

A therapist reads to his patient from a joke book.

"Of course, you try to raise your kids so they won't need lawyers."

'Gosh, who'd have guessed that when I said I'd have my people call your people, they'd come up with something like THIS?'

'Now blow like hell!'

Fisher being dragged along by catch.

Box of Tissues

'I sure hope you're a marriage counselor.'

"Mon courrier va se perdre..."

'We're being offered a two-week vacation on a tropical island.'

'Since light travels faster than sound, is that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?'

Robinson le Creusot

"It's too bad you're allergic to nuts."

"Do you mind if I chase a few practice balls first?"

'P.S. When finding this message please be sure to dispose of the bottle in a bona fide bottle bank.'

Martial arts man chops bricks for workmen

Castaway Drummer

Hmm...all the best!

'Before you came along I was beginning to forget what a woman looked like!'

Man on a desert island with only one palm tree making it impossible to hang a hammock.

Castaway on island with just one tree has hammock washed up on shore.

'Did Fred Perry win at Wimbledon?'

'... and do you, Linda, promise to look up the word 'fellatio' in the dictionary?'