Castaway Clown Gifts

Fisher being dragged along by catch.

Desert Island Meals.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Desert Island Fantasies

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

Best friends without borders.

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

Cast away in a life raft with Dr. Phil.

Yoghurt man

"Whataya mean you have writer's block?"

'You have a friend request.'

'I'm willing to relocate.'

Message in a Plastic Bottle

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, so we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

'Of coure you're the only girl I've ever kissed,on a desert island,that is.'

"Sorry I've called last orders"

Shipwrecked with an environmentalist.

'You're being unreasonable,Hank. Me dropping your 17-pound bass was an accident.'

'Ready or Not here I come.'

'Gosh, who'd have guessed that when I said I'd have my people call your people, they'd come up with something like THIS?'

'Now blow like hell!'

"This'll be our first Christmas together."

"Mon courrier va se perdre..."

Man on desert island picks the fishing hooks out of the fish he is eating.

"I just feel like a cliche."

'I sure hope you're a marriage counselor.'

BARBER