Castaway Clown Pillows

Fisher being dragged along by catch.

Desert Island Meals.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Desert Island Fantasies

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

Best friends without borders.

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

Yoghurt man

'You have a friend request.'

'I'm willing to relocate.'

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, so we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

Message in a Plastic Bottle

'Ready or Not here I come.'

'Of coure you're the only girl I've ever kissed,on a desert island,that is.'

"Sorry I've called last orders"

'You're being unreasonable,Hank. Me dropping your 17-pound bass was an accident.'

'Gosh, who'd have guessed that when I said I'd have my people call your people, they'd come up with something like THIS?'

'Now blow like hell!'

'I sure hope you're a marriage counselor.'

"I just feel like a cliche."

Man on desert island picks the fishing hooks out of the fish he is eating.

"Mon courrier va se perdre..."

BARBER

'P.S. When finding this message please be sure to dispose of the bottle in a bona fide bottle bank.'