Castaway Charmer Pillows

"Call the boat, the beards are ready."

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

Fall on a desert island

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

Desert Island Fantasies

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

Best friends without borders.

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

"It's a pizza leaflet..."

"Delivery."

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

"I spy something blue."

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

Ralph has lots of animal magnetism.

Message in a Plastic Bottle

"Sorry I've called last orders"

'Of coure you're the only girl I've ever kissed,on a desert island,that is.'

'Gosh, who'd have guessed that when I said I'd have my people call your people, they'd come up with something like THIS?'

'Now blow like hell!'

'We're being offered a two-week vacation on a tropical island.'

Fisher being dragged along by catch.

'I sure hope you're a marriage counselor.'

BARBER

"Mon courrier va se perdre..."

"By God, you're right. This is a three day weekend."

Castaway with nothing to do.

'Did Fred Perry win at Wimbledon?'

Man on a desert island with only one palm tree making it impossible to hang a hammock.

Castaway Drummer

"It's too bad you're allergic to nuts."

'P.S. When finding this message please be sure to dispose of the bottle in a bona fide bottle bank.'