Castaway Charmer Mugs

"Call the boat, the beards are ready."

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

Fall on a desert island

Desert Island Fantasies

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

Best friends without borders.

God in the bunker.

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

"It's a pizza leaflet..."

"Delivery."

Cast away in a life raft with Dr. Phil.

"I spy something blue."

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

"Whataya mean you have writer's block?"

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

Ralph has lots of animal magnetism.

Message in a Plastic Bottle

Shipwrecked with an environmentalist.

"Sorry I've called last orders"

'Of coure you're the only girl I've ever kissed,on a desert island,that is.'

'Gosh, who'd have guessed that when I said I'd have my people call your people, they'd come up with something like THIS?'

'Now blow like hell!'

"Mon courrier va se perdre..."

BARBER

'We're being offered a two-week vacation on a tropical island.'

Fisher being dragged along by catch.

'I sure hope you're a marriage counselor.'

"By God, you're right. This is a three day weekend."

Castaway with nothing to do.

'Did Fred Perry win at Wimbledon?'

"It's too bad you're allergic to nuts."

Man on a desert island with only one palm tree making it impossible to hang a hammock.

Castaway Drummer