Castaway Adventurer Mugs

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After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

Desert Island Fantasies

"Call me selfish if you want, but I have no issue with spoiling the farmer's Christmas lunch: I'm out of here..."

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

Best friends without borders.

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

"At last - no Trump."

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

Cast away in a life raft with Dr. Phil.

Loserville Next Exit: Try not to miss it this time.

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

Drawing on an island.

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

Message in a Plastic Bottle

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

'Of coure you're the only girl I've ever kissed,on a desert island,that is.'

"Sorry I've called last orders"

'This reminds me of something funny. Remember the day I was shopping in that china shop and suddenly sneezed?'

'The sun is up. What do you feel like doing today?'

Castaway with a tennis court.

"We both knew this day would come, Samantha... I'm leaving you and taking the kids."

'Now blow like hell!'

'Gosh, who'd have guessed that when I said I'd have my people call your people, they'd come up with something like THIS?'

"Mon courrier va se perdre..."

'This is the bit where we are supposed to say something ironic or funny.'

"I just feel like a cliche."

'I sure hope you're a marriage counselor.'

'We're being offered a two-week vacation on a tropical island.'

"I hope this isn't another one of your experiments in limited government."

'You are on a sickie you skiving little...'

'Let's see..I found you on friday, so I'll call you Frasier.'