Castaway Explorer Mugs

"I get it, but look on the bright side. . . If we can survive four years here, Trump won't be President any longer!"

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

"What the hell took so long?"

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

In case of emergency - use tin opener...

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

'Don't bother Daddy -- He fell in the moat again.'

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Childrens Books. This pop-up book would make a great 3-D movie!

Birds talking about package holiday makers - "Amazing how they find there way back every year."

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

Be open to help.

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

Desert Island Fantasies

Vacation Bus Photo

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."

"Is 'family' friend of foe?"

Clearing the castle's moat.

'The view is much better on the other side of the bus, we'll sit there on the way back.'

Best friends without borders.

"I have to pee!"

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

'You might want to try another photographer, Sire. This one tends to cut the heads off.'

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

Desert Roundabout

Drawing on an island.

Non discrimination to Vampires

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

"Manfred, don't get so defensive!"

'After A Knights Hard Day'