Castaway Explorer Mugs

"I get it, but look on the bright side. . . If we can survive four years here, Trump won't be President any longer!"

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

"What the hell took so long?"

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

In case of emergency - use tin opener...

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

YONDER...next 347 miles.

'Don't bother Daddy -- He fell in the moat again.'

Birds talking about package holiday makers - "Amazing how they find there way back every year."

Be open to help.

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."

Desert Island Fantasies

"Is 'family' friend of foe?"

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

Vacation Bus Photo

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

Clearing the castle's moat.

'The view is much better on the other side of the bus, we'll sit there on the way back.'

Best friends without borders.

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

'You might want to try another photographer, Sire. This one tends to cut the heads off.'

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

Desert Roundabout

"Manfred, don't get so defensive!"

"It's as beautiful as the poster, except, of course, no more cows."

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

Airport

Drawing on an island.