Castaway Dreamer Pillows

Message in a Plastic Bottle

'Gosh, who'd have guessed that when I said I'd have my people call your people, they'd come up with something like THIS?'

Shipwrecked - Population 2.

'I'm bored. Do we have any bubble wrap?'

Desert Island Golf

Man stranded on island selling coconuts. Advertises same location 14 years.

'Now blow like hell!'

A businessman trapped on a desert

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

"Certainly the friendly type, never fails to give us a wave."

'Of coure you're the only girl I've ever kissed,on a desert island,that is.'

"It's a message from our computer. It says that its anti-virus software is about to expire, and it needs to be updated. How rude, it doesn't even ask how we're doing."

Desert Island Fantasies

'P.S. When finding this message please be sure to dispose of the bottle in a bona fide bottle bank.'

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

Island one armed bandit.

Castaway Drummer

'A $500 fine has been levied for littering our beach with your note-in-a-bottle.'

"Sorry I've called last orders"

"It's too bad you're allergic to nuts."

'Oh dear! I think we are going to be here for some time.'

'Did Fred Perry win at Wimbledon?'

'Norman, Norman! It's me, Peter! I am not an ATM!'

Castaway with a house made of fishbones.

NO FACILITIES

'Can you keep a secret?'

It's for them.

Best friends without borders.

Shepherd and eurydice

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'