Castaway Dreamers Pillows

'Freedom at last ! _ blue sky...hot sun...the smell of sea air...'

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

"It was better before God took up knitting."

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

Desert Island Fantasies

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

"FREEDOM!!!"

Best friends without borders.

'He followed me home...Can I kiss him?'

'I just know baby is getting as much out of this world trip as we are.'

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

Message in a Plastic Bottle

Research -Development - Wishful Thinking

"Yeah, you were Tolkein in your sleep. . ."

'I don't want to rob the rich anymore, Marian, I want to BE the rich.'

"Cloud work next 3 miles."

'Of coure you're the only girl I've ever kissed,on a desert island,that is.'

"Sorry I've called last orders"

'Now blow like hell!'

'Gosh, who'd have guessed that when I said I'd have my people call your people, they'd come up with something like THIS?'

'We're being offered a two-week vacation on a tropical island.'

Gods has caged angel as pet.

"That was good, but less tongue next time."

"Mon courrier va se perdre..."

Skunk dreaming.

"I just feel like a cliche."

"I hope this isn't another one of your experiments in limited government."

"By God, you're right. This is a three day weekend."

An angel playing his harp passengers in a plane holding up score cards.

A princess looking for frogs