Castaway Escapists Pillows

'We're being offered a two-week vacation on a tropical island.'

Holiday time.

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

'Let's get a kitty.'

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

Drawing on an island.

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

"At last - no Trump."

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

'The sun is up. What do you feel like doing today?'

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

"We both knew this day would come, Samantha... I'm leaving you and taking the kids."

"Are there sharks in the water?"

'This is the bit where we are supposed to say something ironic or funny.'

"Mon courrier va se perdre..."

"I hope this isn't another one of your experiments in limited government."

'Let's see..I found you on friday, so I'll call you Frasier.'

"Did someone forget to invite Dwayne?"

Castaway on island with just one tree has hammock washed up on shore.

A Real Working Vacation.

Worm running away from hook.

'Before you came along I was beginning to forget what a woman looked like!'

"Don't worry, it isn't yours."

"There's apparently another one of those rescue ships coming to take us back to civilisation. . . quick, let's hide!"

"Please tell me it's not coconut!"

"What luck!"

Island appears, castaway follows.

Heavenly Desert Islands.

Man on a desert island with only one palm tree making it impossible to hang a hammock.

'I'm sorry I don't date people from other islands!'

Sand television