Castaway Escapists Prints

'We're being offered a two-week vacation on a tropical island.'

Holiday time.

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

'Let's get a kitty.'

'You mean to tell me not one of us can write the word HELP legibly?'

Drawing on an island.

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

"At last - no Trump."

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

'The sun is up. What do you feel like doing today?'

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

"We both knew this day would come, Samantha... I'm leaving you and taking the kids."

"Mon courrier va se perdre..."

"Are there sharks in the water?"

'This is the bit where we are supposed to say something ironic or funny.'

"I hope this isn't another one of your experiments in limited government."

'Let's see..I found you on friday, so I'll call you Frasier.'

"Did someone forget to invite Dwayne?"

Castaway on island with just one tree has hammock washed up on shore.

Worm running away from hook.

"What luck!"

'Before you came along I was beginning to forget what a woman looked like!'

"Don't worry, it isn't yours."

A Real Working Vacation.

'I'm sorry I don't date people from other islands!'

"Please tell me it's not coconut!"

"There's apparently another one of those rescue ships coming to take us back to civilisation. . . quick, let's hide!"

Island appears, castaway follows.

Heavenly Desert Islands.

Man on a desert island with only one palm tree making it impossible to hang a hammock.