Fantasy Escapists Pillows

'Let's get a kitty.'

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Time Machine Collision

"Hugh fans!"

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

"It's probably just seasonal."

Playground Pipe Dreams

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

Anywhere but here

'Walter, stop fantasizing and get back to your desk.'

Hudibras - 2 - The manner how he sallies forth.

Sleeping Beauty.

Last Chance For Reality

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

Witch dice.

"If you're my gramma you wouldn't have a problem consenting to a retina scan!"

'You know how you've always wanted to go on a balloon safari..?'

'Why look dear, here's the exit already! And to think that gatekeeper fellow said no one's ever finished the maze.'

A bird pulls the thread from a magic carpet.

Stress Prison - The fictional jail you imagine being sent to so you can catch up with Netflix and reading.

Santa Claus

'You're so sophisticated and witty...and muscular...do you work out? Why, yes, I'd love to come back to your place.'

Cleaner being carried away on a magic carpet.

Virtual Lap Dancing

"The thing about society is that it gives me such anxiety..."

"In the land of toast the butter is spread very thin."

"Okay, so I got rid of the owl.."

Small laughing space creatures.

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"