Wintertime Chillers Gifts

Beware of Watchdog

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

On holiday.

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

'Oh, for god's sake just ignore it!'

"When it's extremely cold out, I prefer flambés to winter stews."

The Clueless Diver

"Memo from the top, guys. Apparently the 'casual dress days' are getting a little out of hand"

Mall Santa's Anonymous: 'Holidays are always the hardest - especially Christmas.'

"Five million channels! This is heaven indeed!"

Surf lift.

"What I want for Christmas is to have the day off and watch 'Miracle on 34th Street'."

'Let's get these coats off, get over by the fire and get nice and toasty.'

"You're right. . . Maybe it is time we did something about the office heating."

"I'm ordering some hot lingerie online...Relax romeo, it's thermal underwear."

'Everyone called and canceled for tonight's dinner party? Awesome!'

Billy strip: 'whiskey is not a cure for the common cold.'

"We're still pre-rich."

"Of course I'm a nervous wreck. I'm man's best friend! Who can take that kind of pressure?"

"Mum, Dad, this is Kevin, the snowman I'm building."

Winter is a gift.

Have a very calm Christmas

'I used to fly south - that was before hot tubs!'

Man coping with intense heat.

Frosty the Snowmans summer home

"We're not year-round people, weekend people, or summer people. We're last-ten-days-in-August people."

What's up? Where u at? Nada. Just hanging at the caf

"I'm not ready to go back to school. I'm still exhausted from doing nothing all summer!"

'I never get tired of watching the snow fall...it's so fluffy and quiet...what could be more soothing.'

"Hey, man, to us you're just Bob. Around here, we don't do well with last names."