Canine Chiller Gifts

"Of course I'm a nervous wreck. I'm man's best friend! Who can take that kind of pressure?"

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

On holiday.

Marshmallows

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

Inactive wear store.

'Oh, for god's sake just ignore it!'

'My dog is terrified of strangers. would you be a dear and wear this outfit while you're working here?'

"Pampered?"

'Well, at least there's no chance of you suffering from repetative strain injury.'

"You know... if we don't find some ambition we could find ourselves still just laying around years from now." "Sounds good to me!"

'Lookout, here comes another boatload of cartoonists.'

Spinner luggage is fast becoming the city walker's, walking companion of choice. There's no stopping, no mess, nor butt sniffing, with the added bonus that it comes with you when you go on holidays. . ."

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

"Memo from the top, guys. Apparently the 'casual dress days' are getting a little out of hand"

Mall Santa's Anonymous: 'Holidays are always the hardest - especially Christmas.'

Beware of Watchdog

"Five million channels! This is heaven indeed!"

'Helen! I'm all settled in and I don't want to get up. Would you get the remote for me?'

"The Procrastination World Championships were only a month away. He never trained so hard."

"Oh, just cellaring. You?"

"Can we forget about our dainty little tracks in the snow for five seconds and try to concentrate on what we're out here for?"

Sofa Sunday

'FYI, Stevens, nobody likes a middle-aged slacker.'

"It's just till I get over our dog running away."

Chillaxing!

Surf lift.

Chameleon. Calmer Chameleon. Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Chameleon.

Zerotasking

Baldo unrolls a chaise lounge.