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10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Canada's winter survival kit.

'Mom, what setting do you use for warming up slippers?'

'I got a good place in my exams today. Right next to the radiator.'

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

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"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

"When it's extremely cold out, I prefer flambés to winter stews."

'Any bargains going South?' (Bird asks travel agent).

'Let's talk climate change.'

'My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off.'

"It's a midriff warmer."

'Don't forget your thermos.'

'Isn't it great?!'

'Any place that doesn't have snow.'

"I needed something warmer for winter."

A snowman, Frankenstein's monster and a scarecrow watch a fireplace DVD.

'The wisdom of life is to grow older in a warm climate.'

Travel agency warms people passing by.

'Take me to Acapulco!'

"I bought a time share in South Beach."

Penguin wearing Slippers

"Well, me and my mobile igloo are off to Florida for the winter."

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'I've got to get away from Christmas... I've got to get away...'

"We needed a break from the cold."

"Firewood doesn't grow on trees!"

Man uses the heater water to heat his kettle.