Escaping To Warmth Pillows

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

'The cats love getting some fresh air, and it's the warmed coat I've ever had.'

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Canada's winter survival kit.

'Mom, what setting do you use for warming up slippers?'

'I got a good place in my exams today. Right next to the radiator.'

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

Sun Worship

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

"When it's extremely cold out, I prefer flambés to winter stews."

'My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off.'

'Any bargains going South?' (Bird asks travel agent).

'Let's talk climate change.'

"It's a midriff warmer."

'Don't forget your thermos.'

'Isn't it great?!'

A snowman, Frankenstein's monster and a scarecrow watch a fireplace DVD.

"I needed something warmer for winter."

'Any place that doesn't have snow.'

'The wisdom of life is to grow older in a warm climate.'

'Take me to Acapulco!'

Travel agency warms people passing by.

Penguin wearing Slippers

"I bought a time share in South Beach."

"Well, me and my mobile igloo are off to Florida for the winter."

'I've got to get away from Christmas... I've got to get away...'

Free sweatshirts for our customers (sweatshirts read: Survived the last heating bill!)

Man uses the heater water to heat his kettle.

"We needed a break from the cold."