Warm Getaway Enthusiast Gifts

Travel agency warms people passing by.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Bad fake tan day.

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

Fight or Flight

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

Sunbathers.

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

"Honsetly Fred, we just got here and you want to go home."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"I only need shade for my wine."

I've given you 110 for ten years, like you asked. Now I'm taking that year off that I've earned!

"Well Earned Vacation"

Canada's winter survival kit.

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

Holiday Aerobics.

"This is perfect. I could stay like this for the next five seconds."

"Noooooooooooo!"

"How's it look back there?"

Vacation Bus Photo

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

'Think, Billy - where did you bury Dad?'

'We must have everything... this is all that's left!'

'Let it go, Amy.'

'It's ten o'clock. Do you know what your office staff are doing?'

'I'm taking vacation next week. And wouldn't you know it, the wife wants to go on a cruise.'