Climate Gifts

'I don't know which one of you keeps turning up the air conditioning, but you'd better stop!'

'The long-range forecast includes rain, sunshine, fog, snow, mild spells and high winds - Now prove that wrong!'

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

'And finally, we give thanks to our ancestors for settling in this perpetually frozen wasteland, and not somewhere pleasant, like Cabo.'

Merle and Mildred knew that winter wasn't far behind when the flock of snowmen migrated into their area.

"We're freaky February hares, the mad march ones have vanished due to global warming."

'Polar bear or no polar bear, I'm cold.'

The sea 2050.

"They'd be perfect as fans if there was any wind."

"Sure - you could move to Florida - but, then, you wouldn't have the wonderful change of seasons.."

"Genetically modified crops are more resilient against climate change."

'But then the warm weather comes along, and you regret being so damn woolly.'

"We're deploying our solar geoengineering mirrors, not only to reflect sunlight and cool the planet, but also to be the coolest."

'Too cold at home, too hot here: You can't stop complaining can you?'

"Did you leave that hairdryer on again..?"

"Warmer weather ahead. That Arctic Air mass disintegrated when hit by a blast of hot air from Washington, D.C."

Fire danger.

The Arrival of Mr. Windchill

"Considering the heat, cold button issues might be the way to go."

'I miss having four seasons.'

"It's so hot they're laying them already cooked!"

The global warming solution

'It's not too bad... it's a dry heat...'

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

'Environmental dept? Yes, just a query. It's August, it's 85?. It has been for 3 months now...'

Signpost to London and Cairo with Umbrella and Parasol.

"The government is going to fight climate change by rearranging the deckchairs on the iceberg."

"Too bad global warming ends here."

Environmental Clues

Freezicle

'Do we have to be in the Himalayas? - I hear the Smokies are really nice this time of year.'

"Summer is here!"

"Quick! Tell me again! Is it El Nino or La Nina?"

"Oh goodie, more snow! How frickin' original!!!"

"I'm only wearing one globe because the weather forecast said that toay it might be warm, but on the other hand it might be cold."