Climate Change Gifts

"Gentlemen, it's time we gave some serious thought to the effects of global warming."

"Someday, son, this will all be yours—and underwater."

"Fun Fact: 10,000 years ago, this was a lake!

"And if what they say about global warming is true you should have year round use of the pool by 2075."

"Here we still are, eh? So much for the gloom-and-doom types who warned us against eating all the vegetation."

'I'm MELTING!!!' - 'Oh knock it off, we're ALL hot!'

"The disasters are collaborating better than we are!"

'Tonight, an in-depth look at what each of us can do to help conserve electricity.'

'Hello, I'd like to apply for some property insurance.'

'We can't stay here, and your father has connections in China.'

'When are they going to make an a/c app?'

Government recycling initiatives (in recycling bin).

Out of Ice.

Man on desert island looking HIGH TIDE sign.

Barbecue circa 2050

"Bernard, nobody likes and 'I told you so.'"

'One day this will all be yours son!'

"Telltale Signs of Global Warming"

"No, no, that won't be necessary-they're doing a pretty good job on themselves."

Bad news...we're running out of ice.

Should have used a higher SPF...

Eskimo Joe - "honey, you'd better get out here."

'I want to offset my carbon footprint Jenkins, cancel your holiday flights.'

Today's Weather.

Sucking up Greenhouse gas.

'Once again, there is no conclusive evidence of climate change. From Fairbanks, Alaska, this is Joe Matthews reporting.'

Fossil Fuels.

Mankind loves Earth

'Just how much carbon are we supposed to offset?'

Energy Saving Conference.

The real reason behind global warming.

Ebeneezer Scrooge says to clerk: 'You can't have more coal for the fire, Mr Cratchit ??" this firm is committed to reducing its carbon emissions.'

'Since we can't beat global warming, I decided to try to adapt.'

"I've never seen the corn this bad."

'So... is the sea rising or is the ice melting?'