Climate Change Adaptation Gifts

"I see Linda and Gay moved back from down South. I knew that wouldn't last."

The Jeopardy of Progress

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

The Environmentalist

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

North Pole

Humans...What is their purpose?

Deforestation.

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

But is it organic?

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Polluted geese

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

Scarcity

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"We'll always have Paris..."

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

"I love you too, big guy."

Child protects planet with umbrella.

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

Global Warmer 2000.

Look! Up in the sky! It's absurd! It's inane! It's Malaprop Man! Malaprop Man, I hear you're fighting climate change now. Yes starting with solo panels, I'm reducing greenhouse guesses! I'm investing in buttery technology. I'm going to have windmeals. And of course, I've stopped drinking cola. Why is that? I'll have a smaller carbonated footprint!

Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.

Trump leaving