Climate Comparison Enthusiast Gifts

"Yes, it’s hot and humid in Atlanta, but my vote is worth ten thousand of yours."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Global Warming.

"We've had too much rain - they don't have enough - we'll sell our rain and make millions!"

'It looks like we might get some rain ahead.'

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

'I have an open-door policy, but only until the air conditioner is repaired.'

A planet like ours - Penguin to camel - "It wouldn't work either way my darling. I'm getting sunburnt out here and back home you'd freeze to death."

'...and the temperature is controlled by a thermostat which keeps it at a controlled zero year round.'

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

'Congratulations on winning Weather Forecaster of the Year, you rotten swine!'

"The cause of your illness is the approaching winter."

'Honey, I'm looking fat in white!' 'Trust me, dear. In a few months, the pounds will be melting away.'

"We switched over. It’s cheaper, and polls show sinners are far more miserable in a cold climate."

'Am I shivering or giggling?'

'Yes, we could use someone with your talents!'

Igloo Building.

'California: Here I come!'

Now do you believe in global warming?!

"I'm so sorry, I didn't realize the water balloons had already frozen..."

Wrong Side of the Equator

Explorer receiving a Valentine from a penguin.

"Now over to the weather desk for a detailed report."

"Sure, the Antarctic waters are great feeding grounds, but can we try tropical waters next time?"

A Present form Saudi Arabia.

Wintertime Barometer.

'That's easy for you to say, you like cold weather.'

'I forgot to get show tires.'

Taking the wrong road to the future - the environment crisis

"There go the summer people, thank God."