Climate Comparison Enthusiast Gifts

"Yes, it’s hot and humid in Atlanta, but my vote is worth ten thousand of yours."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

This Halloween, use props to create a unique jack-o-lanern. Fitness buffs might like a jumping jack. Or you could carve a lumberjack. In colder climates, Jack Frost might be a nice choice. And for something functional, build a jack!

Global Warming.

'Sales meltdown...global warming...coincidence? I think not!'

"We've had too much rain - they don't have enough - we'll sell our rain and make millions!"

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

'It looks like we might get some rain ahead.'

'I have an open-door policy, but only until the air conditioner is repaired.'

A planet like ours - Penguin to camel - "It wouldn't work either way my darling. I'm getting sunburnt out here and back home you'd freeze to death."

"The cause of your illness is the approaching winter."

'Congratulations on winning Weather Forecaster of the Year, you rotten swine!'

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

'...and the temperature is controlled by a thermostat which keeps it at a controlled zero year round.'

"And unlimited freezer space, naturally..."

'Honey, I'm looking fat in white!' 'Trust me, dear. In a few months, the pounds will be melting away.'

"I see Linda and Gay moved back from down South. I knew that wouldn't last."

'California: Here I come!'

Igloo Building.

'Yes, we could use someone with your talents!'

'Am I shivering or giggling?'

"We switched over. It’s cheaper, and polls show sinners are far more miserable in a cold climate."

You're right. Winter in Florida sounds better every year.

Now do you believe in global warming?!

Wrong Side of the Equator

"I'm so sorry, I didn't realize the water balloons had already frozen..."

Explorer receiving a Valentine from a penguin.

'I forgot to get show tires.'

"There go the summer people, thank God."

'That's easy for you to say, you like cold weather.'

Environmental Clues

Wintertime Barometer.

A Present form Saudi Arabia.

"Sure, the Antarctic waters are great feeding grounds, but can we try tropical waters next time?"